So definitely not an embarrassment to California house Representative, and noted cow fornicator (allegedly), Devin Nunes took some time off from confusing waitresses asking if you want a straw with socialism to launch a series of lawsuits against Twitter (for not shadow banning him) and against two parody accounts that said mean things about him called Devin Nunes Mom (surprise, not a proud mom), and Devin Nunes Cow (even cow sex assault victims can be snarky).
If you are out of the loop back when Nunes was obstructing justice for his Lord & Master Donald Trump Praise-Be-To-His-Eternal-Glory the snark blog Wonkette thought they'd turn the common right wing tactic of throwing out bizarre accusations always bracketed with a fall back "allegedly" by noting that cow farmer Nunes definitely sexes up his cows (allegedly).
This metastasized into a parody Twitter account just named Devin Nunes' Cow. Around the same time the Mom account was created to let everyone know his mom (allegedly) thinks he is a total nitwit tool who gladly eats Trump's feces like a good little minion. In fact a little graphic to explain this arrangement is included as an exhibit in the lawsuit. Gaze upon it and weep at your own inadequacies to irritate a total piece of crap Congressman the way that did. Also it is funny as hell. Amusingly neither Nunes or his lawyer Lionel Hutz (allegedly) have never seen the film The Human Centipede and so mistook this...uh..fecal communion as a sex act.
Another layer of all this is that Devin includes all the ways these Twitter accounts owned him and made him feel bad (which he should, because he is bad) and here are a nice selection lifted from the complaint.
And so much more.
So, what happens now? Well first off Nunes got a rude introduction to the Streisand Effect. And, next, I suppose Twitter will decide if they will fight the lawsuit that asks for the not unreasonable at all amount of $250 million. Prediction, they will fight it so discovery should be fun. Also, what is up with all the right wing douchebags asking for that amount in stupid anti freedom lawsuits?
If you are out of the loop back when Nunes was obstructing justice for his Lord & Master Donald Trump Praise-Be-To-His-Eternal-Glory the snark blog Wonkette thought they'd turn the common right wing tactic of throwing out bizarre accusations always bracketed with a fall back "allegedly" by noting that cow farmer Nunes definitely sexes up his cows (allegedly).
This metastasized into a parody Twitter account just named Devin Nunes' Cow. Around the same time the Mom account was created to let everyone know his mom (allegedly) thinks he is a total nitwit tool who gladly eats Trump's feces like a good little minion. In fact a little graphic to explain this arrangement is included as an exhibit in the lawsuit. Gaze upon it and weep at your own inadequacies to irritate a total piece of crap Congressman the way that did. Also it is funny as hell. Amusingly neither Nunes or his lawyer Lionel Hutz (allegedly) have never seen the film The Human Centipede and so mistook this...uh..fecal communion as a sex act.
Another layer of all this is that Devin includes all the ways these Twitter accounts owned him and made him feel bad (which he should, because he is bad) and here are a nice selection lifted from the complaint.
- Devin Nunes' Mom stated that Nunes had turned out worse than Jacob Wohl
- disparagingly called him a "presidential fluffer and swamp rat"
- repeatedly accused Nunes of the crime of treason, compared him to Benedict Arnold, and called him a "traitor", "treasonous *******", a "treasonous Putin shill", working for the "Kremlin"
- accused Nunes of being part of the President's "taint" team
- stated that Nunes was "the most despicably craven GOP public official" and that "Devin might be a unscrupulous, craven, back-stabbing, charlatan and traitor, but he's no Ted Cruz"
- stated "I don't know about Baby Hitler, but would sure-as-**** abort baby Devin"
- stated that "@Devin Nunes is DEFINITELY a feckless ****"
- stated that "[i]f you vote for @Devin Nunes the terrorists win"
- stated that Nunes has "herp-face"
And so much more.
So, what happens now? Well first off Nunes got a rude introduction to the Streisand Effect. And, next, I suppose Twitter will decide if they will fight the lawsuit that asks for the not unreasonable at all amount of $250 million. Prediction, they will fight it so discovery should be fun. Also, what is up with all the right wing douchebags asking for that amount in stupid anti freedom lawsuits?
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