Mystery Resume

With sincere apologies to the genius, Dorothy Parker:


COVID pains you,
You'll have your own stamp.
Rand Paul blames you,
Bleach causes cramp.

Assault rifles are lawful?
Trump's an id-jit.
Death threats are awful,
You might as well quit.



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