English to non-English speakers

USian English is my native language ^_^ I'd like to approximate what some of ESL friends must have experienced when they heard English for the first time.



Are there some nice samples of English-sound gibberish which has the same distribution of sounds, inflection, accent, cadence, etc in American or British English? Samples rendered by linguistics experts?

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