We've all been there. You're in a Marriott operated, Dubai owned hotel in Vienna, Austria and just can't stand all the socialism seeping into the marble tiled halls. It seeps in and just breaks the elevator as socialism is known to do.
That was the terrible situation Frank Luntz, former advisor to W Bush, found himself in. His stay in opulence was marred by the nasty socialism breaking the elevator. Naturally the only recourse he had was to post about it on Twitter which was definitely the greatest idea to come out of Vienna since Mozart composed that song about farts.
I mean we all know that in a capitalist hotel things can never break. Too many invisible hands guiding things for stuff to just break. And even if they did magic capitalism elves are always on duty to make sure things get fixed before anyone even knows something is wrong. Why can't those childless Europeans understand this! Can't Austria produce some exuberant right wing thinkers? Surely that has never gone wrong before in history.
Anyways, watch out America. We can't let that European socialism creep over here and break our elevators too.
That was the terrible situation Frank Luntz, former advisor to W Bush, found himself in. His stay in opulence was marred by the nasty socialism breaking the elevator. Naturally the only recourse he had was to post about it on Twitter which was definitely the greatest idea to come out of Vienna since Mozart composed that song about farts.
I mean we all know that in a capitalist hotel things can never break. Too many invisible hands guiding things for stuff to just break. And even if they did magic capitalism elves are always on duty to make sure things get fixed before anyone even knows something is wrong. Why can't those childless Europeans understand this! Can't Austria produce some exuberant right wing thinkers? Surely that has never gone wrong before in history.
Anyways, watch out America. We can't let that European socialism creep over here and break our elevators too.
via International Skeptics Forum http://bit.ly/2IVp1su
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