In order to make it clear how the judicial system works.
All lawyers and expert witnesses will be required to wear makeup, midriff-baring tank tops, hot pants, fishnet stockings, and high heels in court. Women, too.
After the jury is seated, the lawyers will be required to state in court what their compensation for the trial is and will be.
Every expert witness must state as the first statement of testimony how much they were paid for this testimony.
There will be a random number generator operating during the trial. If the right number comes up, the lawyers and expert witnesses will be required to change sides and work for the side they had previously opposed.
Thereby juries will be able to fully comprehend the nature of the legal system.
:blackcat:
All lawyers and expert witnesses will be required to wear makeup, midriff-baring tank tops, hot pants, fishnet stockings, and high heels in court. Women, too.
After the jury is seated, the lawyers will be required to state in court what their compensation for the trial is and will be.
Every expert witness must state as the first statement of testimony how much they were paid for this testimony.
There will be a random number generator operating during the trial. If the right number comes up, the lawyers and expert witnesses will be required to change sides and work for the side they had previously opposed.
Thereby juries will be able to fully comprehend the nature of the legal system.
:blackcat:
via International Skeptics Forum http://bit.ly/2XMiRkF
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