It's so difficult being a rich *******

Reservation-seekers offer big bribes for tables at Hamptons restaurants


The poor dears offer big bribes and still can't get a table! How awful!

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A couple of weekends ago,  Mitch Modell decided to try his luck at 75 Main in Southampton, since reservations for the month were already all claimed. The bar area was jampacked, and the wait for a tables was two hours. But the former CEO of Modell’s Sporting Goods, whose own son is a host at the restaurant this summer, tried to jockey for a better position by passing out tips to the staff — a move that has worked in the past. “After giving out a couple hundred dollars I still couldn’t get in, and my son said, ‘Dad, you are killing me. You have to go somewhere else or eat at home,’ ’’ reports Modell, 66, who owns a house in Bridgehampton.

So sad!

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Rhonda Lovings, who is 53 and works in finance, rented a house in Sag Harbor this summer and decided to book restaurants as far ahead as possible, even though she had no specific plans. “It’s been very stressful managing these reservations,” she said. “I have to set my alarm for the minute the reservations open for weeks ahead. There are all these side phone numbers and links that you have to be in the know to get. I went to dinner a couple of times at Tutto Il Giorno in Sag Harbor and one day they gave me an e-mail link for future reservations. I felt so cool!”

You know what's stressful, rich bitch? Getting by on the **** wages these restaurants pay their help, that's what's stressful!

They can all go **** themselves and die in a dumpster fire.

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