Was Jesus a Zombified human sacrificed ill begotten son of YHWH?

Q: Does the New Tall tales (a.k.a. New Testament a.k.a. NT) contend that Jesus was the ill begotten son of YHWH a deity in the Buybull (a.k.a. Tanakh a.k.a. Old Testament a.k.a. OT)?

A: Yes.

Q: Does the NT contend that Jesus was ill begotten by YHWH with the express purpose of making an expiatory sacrificial lamb out of him as allegedly prophesied in the OT?

A: Yes.

Q: Was he slaughtered as the expiatory sacrificial lamb on Passover according to the will of YHWH... in order for YHWH to be appeased of his grudge against mankind which he has been letting fester for millennia because of a callow couple he made out of mud and a baculum for allowing themselves to be beguiled by a talking walking snake he made and let it loose on them to inveigle them into eating the forbidden fruit of a magical tree he also made and let loose on them too?

A: Yes.

Q: Was Jesus according to the New Tall tales a human?

A: Well... ¿yes?... he was the result of YHWH raping a human married 13 years old girl... according to Christian lore and the New Tall tales... so... ¿demi-human?.

Conclusion... the demi-human ill begotten son of YHWH was expressly ill begotten by YHWH in order to make an expiatory sacrificial lamb out of him... allegedly according to the Buybull's prophecies... to expiate and atone for the original sin and other personal sins of the ones who are stupid enough to buy with their money and with their faith this mephitic pile of claptrap.

Read this article that expounds and exegetes the whole sordid farcical melodrama.

And here are a few verses from the New Tall tales...

• Ephesians 5:2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.
• 1 Peter 1:18-19 Knowing that you were ransomed from the futile ways inherited from your forefathers, not with perishable things such as silver or gold, but with the precious blood of Christ, like that of a lamb without blemish or spot.
• John 1:29 The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.
• 1 Corinthians 15:3 For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the Scriptures
• John 12:27 “Now my soul is troubled, and what shall I say? ‘Father, save me from this hour’? No, it was for this very reason I came to this hour.
• Luke 22:42 Saying, Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done.
• Matthew 20:28 Even as the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
• Romans 5:9-19 Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.... we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son... but we also joy in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom we have now received the atonement.... Therefore as by the offence of one, judgment came upon all men to condemnation; For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous.
• etc. etc. etc.

And here is what human-sacrifice means...

Quote:

Human Sacrifice, the offering of the life of a human being to a deity. The occurrence of human sacrifice can usually be related to the recognition of human blood as the sacred life force. Bloodless forms of killing, however, such as strangulation and drowning, have been used in some cultures. The killing of a human being, or the substitution of an animal for a person, has often been part of an attempt to commune with a god and to participate in divine life. Human life, as the most valuable material for sacrifice, has also been offered in an attempt at expiation.

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