It's getting hard out there for True Christians™. Along with their comrades in arms Real Americans™ the consumerist frenzy of the shopping season of Christmas (just as Jesus would have liked it) has become a real struggle.
I mean just where can they shop?
Linda Harvey of Mission America, who spends so, so much time thinking about gay sex in the name of Jesus, has written a lament about this:
“The problem is — what stores? For any Christian who wants to spend hard-earned dollars with family-friendly, Christian-affirming retailers, restaurants and service providers, the list is growing shorter all the time.”
According to her Macy’s, Target, Walmart, Amazon and JC Penney are no place fit for a True Christian to shop.
"That's okay" you say "I'll just go to Barnes & Noble, The Limited, Victoria's Secret, Staples and Foot Locker!"
Except that the American Family Association has them all blacklisted too. Supposedly they are all part of the war on Christmas. Speaking of which you'll have to cross out Dick's Sporting Goods, The Gap, Old Navy and TJ Maxx as well. According to the Liberty Council they are also not Christian or Christmas friendly.
Is this all too much to figure out? Can't wrap your brain around where a good Christian is supposed to shop? Just kick back with some Starbucks and.....oh......that's right.
I mean just where can they shop?
Linda Harvey of Mission America, who spends so, so much time thinking about gay sex in the name of Jesus, has written a lament about this:
“The problem is — what stores? For any Christian who wants to spend hard-earned dollars with family-friendly, Christian-affirming retailers, restaurants and service providers, the list is growing shorter all the time.”
According to her Macy’s, Target, Walmart, Amazon and JC Penney are no place fit for a True Christian to shop.
"That's okay" you say "I'll just go to Barnes & Noble, The Limited, Victoria's Secret, Staples and Foot Locker!"
Except that the American Family Association has them all blacklisted too. Supposedly they are all part of the war on Christmas. Speaking of which you'll have to cross out Dick's Sporting Goods, The Gap, Old Navy and TJ Maxx as well. According to the Liberty Council they are also not Christian or Christmas friendly.
Is this all too much to figure out? Can't wrap your brain around where a good Christian is supposed to shop? Just kick back with some Starbucks and.....oh......that's right.
via International Skeptics Forum http://ift.tt/1XrFpzF
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