A guy I work with told me the following things, I'm just not so sure whether or not to believe him. So I figured that I should start here and check with the skeptics first.
He told me the following:
"When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life."
"The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants."
"Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
He said something about if Chuck Norris was to go to Hell, this and that might happen, something or another.
*Personally I think is all just a bunch of hogwash, but that's what he said anyway. He also told me to tell you guys Happy Holidays & a safe New Year, and to stop wasting time on these here forums.
He told me the following:
"When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life."
"The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants."
"Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
He said something about if Chuck Norris was to go to Hell, this and that might happen, something or another.
*Personally I think is all just a bunch of hogwash, but that's what he said anyway. He also told me to tell you guys Happy Holidays & a safe New Year, and to stop wasting time on these here forums.
via JREF Forum http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=270672&goto=newpost
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