Timex launches new anti-EMF watch with quantum technology nanotech chip

This feels very woo to me. I find myself thinking about Goop wearable stickers and hologram wristbands. Can anyone please tell me if I'm wrong and there might be a legitimate "wellness" benefit to wearing a "quantum nano-tech chip" in your watch?

I can't recall seeing the "triple warmer meridian" on any anatomical charts, but that's where Timex tells me that the "natural earth energy" is pulsed into my body's energy field when I wear this watch on my left arm.

New Wearable Wellness Watch.

Quote:

Timex has just launched the TESLAR Watch. It’s a new wearable wellness timepiece, designed to resist the harmful effects of electromagnetic pollution emanating from today’s technology, which includes devices such as cell phones, computers, tablets, Wi-Fi, and others. A build-up of electromagnetic pollution can cause harmful side effects such as stress, anxiety, low energy, poor sleep, dizziness, and even hormone imbalance. ............. The technology uses the measurable electric field in the watch’s battery along with the magnetic field of the coil in order to create a zero-point waveform with a scalar pulse of 7 to 9 times per second (7-9Hz). This frequency is transmitted into the body’s energy system through the chip on the back of the timepiece, strengthening the body’s natural bio-field to better defend itself from electromagnetic exposure. *Scientific studies in laboratory settings have demonstrated TESLAR Technology: May reduce the negative effects of stress May help the body resist the negative effects of EMF radiation Enhances immune response in the presence of EMF

nb - I can't get the website for "Teslar Science and the Teslar Chip" to load on my browser. Maybe it's all of the excitement people have over this new watch overloading their servers.

http://www.teslarscience.com/

https://www.timexgroupluxurydivision.com/teslar

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