Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

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Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex by a waterwheel. But that could be about to change.

To be fair, no-where I know of is exactly "known" for this problem.

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It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go.

Oh dear, teenagers out after dark.

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But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real.

Not that difficult.

To summarise; the kids were (allegedly) attacked with a green laser pointer^[1] by two people wearing pig masks and t-shirts labelled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’. No injuries ensued.
The couple were next spotted by incredulous motorists^[2] as they copulated beside the village's waterwheel^[3]. This distraction caused serious traffic disruption.
Police have become involved.

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Originally Posted by The Police Pointing at someone with green laser can cause injury if it hits the eyes.

[1] So much cooler than the old-fashioned red ones.
[2] It's unstated as to the exact cause of the incredulity, pig masks or location, or any specific acts performed. Though given by experience with Swees it'd have to be pretty strange.
[3] A neighbour of mine is interested in waterwheels, I must mention this to her.

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