Jared Kushner: The RPG Protagonist We Need

A teenaged boy is thrust from his family homelife into the limelight. In order to save the world and win the hand of the Princess Ivanka, he is tasked by the God Emperor to solve:

• Iraq
• the Israel/Palestine peace problem
• the opioid crisis
• obtaining the Master Sword
• Mexico/USA relations
• the Xi Jingping meeting
• becoming Archmage of the Mages Guild
• modernising the federal government

Fortunately time does not move in this game and he can reload a save state at any time.

via International Skeptics Forum http://ift.tt/2oD4FcI