Church of Free Fall credo leaked

Good news for duhbunkies and other true believers: The Church of Free Fall is in the process of getting registered as a legal religious order, having come to the conclusion that this would be the next logical step demanded by realpolitik at a point where rational critique has become obsolete. The credo was leaked on the 15th anniversary by an expert the group consulted and is now available in English ending with the timeless words:

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Originally Posted by Church of Free Fall Let us therefore pray: Our 9/11 Thou camest from out of the blue sky Hallowed be thy name Thy GWOT* has come Whose will be done With drones in the heavens As it is with wars on Earth. Give us this day our daily budgets (the fall of the Soviet Union had put those very much in question, after all) And never forgive a terrorist As thy GWOT* just keeps on Creating new ones daily And lead us not into temptation To deliver ourselves from the evils of a war Without end and without an end, For thine is the imperial kingdom And the military power And “Full Spectrum Dominance” For ever Amen. *Great War On Terror

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