Why I hate America

I'm a liberal. I admit it. Heck I'm proud of it. In fact those online poll things often say I'm actually a socialist...and Dean from Supernatural. Which is so bogus since I'm clearly Sam!

So of course when I see that far right wing blog Charismanews has posted a list of all the things I hate about America...well I can't but help read it. Surely it will be refreshing to see all the things I hate spelled out in list form.

Well I was sure in for a surprise. Turns out I hate things like "success" and "cheeseburgers" which I could have sworn I liked. In fact it turns out I hate "The American People" as a whole which surely also I was unaware of.

Actually here it is and I color coded it. Bold for things I actually like, highlights for things I think are largely good but with some need for fixing and a strike through for the things I actually hate. I hope the mods will allow this since I'm commenting on the whole of the thing.

1. The U.S. Constitution
2. Liberty
3. Freedom
4. Success
5. Big Trucks
6. Capitalism
7. Free Markets
8. Wealthy People
9. Economic Prosperity
10. The Rule of Law
11. Traditional Values
12. The American Flag
13. The Founding Fathers
14. Guns
15. Limited Government
16. Religious Freedom
17. Homeschooling
18. Private Schools
19. Christian Schools
20. Entrepreneurs
21. Ronald Reagan
22. Donald Trump
23. Mike Pence
24. Country Music
25. Rush Limbaugh
26. The Tea Party
27. Lower Taxes
28. Old-Fashioned Light Bulbs
29. Jesus
30. The Bible
31. The Christian Faith
32. The Drudge Report
33. John Wayne
34. Alex Jones
35. NASCAR
36. Tupperware
37. Big Cheeseburgers
38. Football
39. Clint Eastwood
40. The Army
41. The Navy
42. The Marines
43. The Air Force
44. Ron Paul
45. Rand Paul
46. Marriage
47. Family
48. Babies
49. Wal-Mart
50. Flag Pins
51. Steakhouses
52. Chuck Norris
53. Bottled Water
54. George Washington
55. The 1st Amendment
56. The 2nd Amendment
57. The 10th Amendment
58. The Pledge of Allegiance
59. McDonald’s
60. Coca-Cola
61. Fried Food
62. Muscle Cars
63. Charlie Daniels
64. Dolly Parton
65. Duck Dynasty
66. Johnny Cash
67. Sarah Palin
68. Cheesesteaks
69. Sean Hannity
70. Rodeos
71. Cadillacs
72. Barbie Dolls
73. Ted Cruz
74. Fiscal Sanity
75. Charlton Heston
76. Israel
77. Benjamin Netanyahu
78. Miners
79. Loggers
80. The Coal Industry
81. National Sovereignty
82. National Borders
83. Uncle Sam
84. The Washington Redskins
85. Small Businesses
86. Self-Employment
87. Harley-Davidson Motorcycles
88. Military Veterans
89. The Phrase “Islamic Terror”
90. Big Families
91. The Bible Belt
92. The Creation Museum
93. The 10 Commandments
94. Anyone That Is Pro-Life
95. Anyone Who Disagrees With Them
96. Hard Work
97. Patriotism
98. Winning
99. The Truth
100. The American People

By the way I'm a bit confused about the inclusion of Israel and Netanyhu.


Fellow liberals, how did the list reflect your hatreds?

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