Curses

Would like to know if anyone has some good curses. If you have used them, or witnessed them being used, and they work all the better.

Here is a German one I was told by a German national many years ago:

"Mein Blitz schlägt dich, wenn du in der Toilette bist."

It means : May the lightening strike you when you are in the toilet.

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