Gentlemen,
Recall the bigfoot "charitable organization" tax fraud, if you please.
Bigfoot "research" organizations or whatever declare themselves to be charitable organizations under the tax law. Therefore, every recreational expense they incur at lodges, restaurants, entertainment, and mileage are all deductable from their income. So the taxpayers are subsidizing their recreation.
They learned from the master, Roger Patterson: to merely pretend to be looking for Bigfoot in Bangkok strip clubs. Casinos. Etc.
But I have had an insight that has changed my mind. I now agree with them. They are charitable, and bigfoot exists.
In fact, I believe so fervently that I am going to make a tax-deductible donation to them myself.
You know of course that there are two legal donations one can make. Cash or in-kind. An in-kind donation would be binoculars, cameras, backpacks and the like. They don't have to be new. They can be used.
So don't underestimate the values in your own home that can be donated. The Clintons donated their used underwear to charity and dutifullly recorded the values on their tax forms.
One of the important bigfoot lures is bait. Our worm farm is producing staggering quantities of fat wigglers, and it is my understanding the dead ones attract bigfoot better on account of the aroma.
Think through the kinds of things that would be of value to bigfoot research, and donate. All you have done is criticize and throw cold water on their efforts, and here is a way for you to finally contribute.
Everyone can think of something to give. Join me as we turn our negativity into positive karma. It's a win-win. They get valuable donations, we get a tax benefit, and together we will be peeling back the foreskins of science.
Recall the bigfoot "charitable organization" tax fraud, if you please.
Bigfoot "research" organizations or whatever declare themselves to be charitable organizations under the tax law. Therefore, every recreational expense they incur at lodges, restaurants, entertainment, and mileage are all deductable from their income. So the taxpayers are subsidizing their recreation.
They learned from the master, Roger Patterson: to merely pretend to be looking for Bigfoot in Bangkok strip clubs. Casinos. Etc.
But I have had an insight that has changed my mind. I now agree with them. They are charitable, and bigfoot exists.
In fact, I believe so fervently that I am going to make a tax-deductible donation to them myself.
You know of course that there are two legal donations one can make. Cash or in-kind. An in-kind donation would be binoculars, cameras, backpacks and the like. They don't have to be new. They can be used.
So don't underestimate the values in your own home that can be donated. The Clintons donated their used underwear to charity and dutifullly recorded the values on their tax forms.
One of the important bigfoot lures is bait. Our worm farm is producing staggering quantities of fat wigglers, and it is my understanding the dead ones attract bigfoot better on account of the aroma.
Think through the kinds of things that would be of value to bigfoot research, and donate. All you have done is criticize and throw cold water on their efforts, and here is a way for you to finally contribute.
Everyone can think of something to give. Join me as we turn our negativity into positive karma. It's a win-win. They get valuable donations, we get a tax benefit, and together we will be peeling back the foreskins of science.
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