lundi 20 juillet 2015

Legal advice used by psychics

I am going to give you all one last chance to behave yourselves. Please remember that I have checked the rules of this forum and it says nothing whatsoever about not being allowed to put hexes on impertinent people. I would have done so already but alas it seems that most of you have been cursed already. I must say that I find skeptics to be generally bitter and unhappy people.

I have already mentioned that I find lawyers to be particularly prone to stress but on this occasion I shall have to be nice to them since their input will be valuable on this thread. However, if anyone dares to make remarks about why I keep returning when I am supposed to be gone please do not blame me if you slip and hurt your knee at 4pm Eastern Time on the 15th August. I have powers you know.

I keep telling you that I know a lot of things YOU don't know but it seems nobody will believe me. I shall therefore supply another tidbit to see if I can tempt the powers that be to agree to my condition. I have not mentioned my condition yet since nobody seems to be particularly interested in the offer.

There would have been a lot more information from me by now if it hadn't been for the mentally deranged that seem to be wandering around this site with remarkable frequency. I often feel that I have wandered into a psychiatric ward with all the patients running loose.

Of course I put this down to the fact that that skeptiks are generally bitter and unhappy people. I was informed of this state of affairs by one of the moderators here so of course it comes from an unimpeachable source.

However, I suppose it is unrealistic of me to expect no babbling from various assorted demented baboons so I will have to reinstate my previous remarkably effective policy of only replying to those whom I approve of. It will be as if I cannot see the moronic comments that will surely follow from the bitter and unhappy skeptics that abound in here. I could give them advice on how to be less bitter and unhappy but I fear the effort will be wasted.

Now the tidbit of information will be of great interest to all the legally trained in here. It is some wording which is far better than the rather silly "for entertainment only" nonsense which I am not sure is terribly effective anyway. Psychics don't like using the word "entertainment" because it discourages the clients.

Now let us see what you unbelievers think of this disclaimer. It was written up by lawyers and has been very effective for those who use it. I will post in an hour or two so the various bullying maniacs can get together and shout and scream. However, I will not post it unless at least three people request to see it in a polite manner.

You will never have seen this before. I have a VAST amount of knowledge just like this one. Furthermore you cannot cow me or scare me away. I am not like poor old avatress or the other people you bullies pick on. I have been remarkably restrained on here despite being outnumbered by about a hundred to one. I can assure you that if the rules allowed me to be rude to you personally and specifically rather than generally as I am doing now I would make mincemeat out of all of you and spit you out for breakfast.

I am no shrinking violet I can assure you. However, I think it would be preferable for all and sundry that I be as civil as humanly possible while you all bray and whine like demented children having a tantrum.

What I am going to post is a leaflet given to every client with a powerful disclaimer which can apply to virtually any region or jurisdiction. I would advise all practicioners to use it. It cost a lot of money to put together by lawyers in a jurisdiction which was not psychic friendly. It seems the chief of police was a Fundamentalist Christian who took great delight in harassing psychics. It wouldn't surprise me if he is a member of this forum.

So get ready to howl at the moon and have your little tantrums. I will post the leaflet only if you want to see it. I shall need 3 yesses. If they are not received that means you have lost out again. Still, I have high hopes that at least the lawyers here will want to view it and tell me that it is absolutely useless because of their confirmation bias.

So who wants to see it?


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