Day 1: First cruise missiles strike home of Khizr and Mrs Khan.
Day 2: US Marines sent ashore to storm home of Michael Forbes, holdout against expansion of Trump International Golf Links, Aberdeenshire.
Day 3: Three times life-sized gold-plated statue of Donald Trump with reclining bikini-clad Melania Trump erected on White House lawn.
Day 4: US Capitol Building renamed Trump Dome.
Day 5: Sovereignty of Lithuania traded over round of golf to Russia in exchange for apartment in Crimea with view over Black Sea.
Day 6: Chris Christie appointed to Cabinet post of Official Jester to the American Nation.
Day 7: New Yorker Magazine placed on the Proscribed Publications list.
Day 8: Barron Trump appointed Head of The Cyber at National Security Agency.
Day 9: Existence of New Zealand confirmed to Donald Trump by officials of the State Department.
Day 10: Special Prosecutor For Locking Hillary Up appointed.
Day 11: Trump lays decorative mantrap at US-Mexico border as part of ceremony marking start of construction of The Wall.
Day 12: John Oliver declared to be "a great guy, an amazingly great guy, really funny, very funny" and is deported.
Day 13: Trump insists on guest appearance on Game of Thrones.
Day 14: New Brunswick declared to harbour outpost of ISIS and is carpet-bombed.
Day 2: US Marines sent ashore to storm home of Michael Forbes, holdout against expansion of Trump International Golf Links, Aberdeenshire.
Day 3: Three times life-sized gold-plated statue of Donald Trump with reclining bikini-clad Melania Trump erected on White House lawn.
Day 4: US Capitol Building renamed Trump Dome.
Day 5: Sovereignty of Lithuania traded over round of golf to Russia in exchange for apartment in Crimea with view over Black Sea.
Day 6: Chris Christie appointed to Cabinet post of Official Jester to the American Nation.
Day 7: New Yorker Magazine placed on the Proscribed Publications list.
Day 8: Barron Trump appointed Head of The Cyber at National Security Agency.
Day 9: Existence of New Zealand confirmed to Donald Trump by officials of the State Department.
Day 10: Special Prosecutor For Locking Hillary Up appointed.
Day 11: Trump lays decorative mantrap at US-Mexico border as part of ceremony marking start of construction of The Wall.
Day 12: John Oliver declared to be "a great guy, an amazingly great guy, really funny, very funny" and is deported.
Day 13: Trump insists on guest appearance on Game of Thrones.
Day 14: New Brunswick declared to harbour outpost of ISIS and is carpet-bombed.
via International Skeptics Forum http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=313780&goto=newpost
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