JREF : Super combined February and March Stundie Final of Finals

The entries in this final are so awesome they are all raised to the power of infinity.

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Was it a bad idea then that I used 666lol for all my passwords?

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Tav means “Mark, sign, cross.” An X or cross was the ancient Phoenician form of the letter Tav. Ancient Rabbis called Tav “the seal of truth, god, creation”. A signature is the mark one makes that states law or truth. We sign a document with our name to indicate that it is true and binding.

The ATM uses an electronic signature or mark called a PIN (Personal Identification Number). This signature is kept in the person’s head. This fulfills prophecy.

Revelation 13:16

And he causeth all the people, small and great,

rich and poor, free and slave,

to be given a mark

in their right hands or in their foreheads,

Revelation 13:17

And that no man might buy or sell,

save he that had the mark,

or the name of the beast,

or the number of his name.

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I prefer to just read DNA's twitter account, @TheRealDeoxyriboNucleic, for all the latest polymeric macromolecule gossip.

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In contacting the DNA of the people on the planes to make a list of exactly who was on the planes, I found that ther are zero people to connect to.

After realizing with no peopole on the planes, they must have been drones.

I contacted the DNA of the person who piloted the drones, and immediatley mass murderer Richard Cheney appeared. I contacted the DNA of the person who shot the pentagon with a missle the same day, yup, you guessed it, Richard Cheney.

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They also maintain that gravity is real. The traitors!

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Most "scientists" have done nothing but go along with the MSM and US government`s lies about 9/11, so clearly education is not the cure for stupidity, cowardice or treason.

I`d rather listen to an honest guy with no education than all the pompous, self obsessed professors in the world as long as they think truth is irrelevant.

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If only our physical world had a record over millions of years that show organisms changing.

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Macro-evolution means changing from a fish to a bird. Large scale. It can't be proven, at least not until we have millions of years of recorded history which records such a change taking place. I'm skeptical that it would ever happen because it seems to contradict everything else we know about the physical world.

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So, at some point God decided these anus lacking, solar powered, talking animals were just too good for our world? God is a dick.

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There were no insects on board Noah's ark. Insects come from trees and plant life. Even if all the insects in the world were destroyed, the plants would create them. Ants originate from trees to help loosen the soil.

The animals on board Noah's ark were "perfect" in the sense that they had no genetic flaws or were not tampered with. They also had no anuses (solar powered) and were able to speak verbally like human beings do.

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Where I come from a Sith Lord isn't a pejorative title. It means "he who rescues kittens."

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@ Kookbreaker, I never made any allegations against Sith Lord Silverstein,

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"Hi there, Dawkins, how did Sasquatch evolve? Hello? He hung up! I knew it!"

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But we've known black bears, or any bears, existed....a cover-up would only be silly, unless the bear was some genetic freak that would threaten to drop the pants off some government secret science project--then you can bet it would be kept as mundane as possible. Sasquatches, if shown in true light, would disrupt the status quo. Evolution fails to explain their existence, so it would be a problem for them.

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The Great Barrier Reef is a 2300 kilometer long marijuana joke?

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Note the Mocking Talmudic Pi$$take in the description above from the YouTube video.

"Now, it's also one of the world's largest man-made reefs"

....which is a play on the word reefer. In other woods they are laughing at you because they have sold you a "$nakeoil spliff".

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Why won't those horrible mutant women like me?

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Many young women these days have mutated and have nothing to offer a man. They are mutants, neither female or male who cannot love a man.

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If one tree claps in the woods does a Monk die in Argentina?

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Does a seagull fly without air?

Does a rocket fly without air?

Can a dolphin propel itself in the air?

Same question.

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This is not the worst way to not write something I agree with...I think.

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...I don-t know who has been on the Moon, but I know that nobody from mankind didnt do it.....

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Oh you don't get why I think you are stupid? That just proves it! Sophism triumphs.

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Ockham's Razor suggests that the reason women are perceived to be intellectually inferior to men is that they are intellectually inferior to men. The fact that so many women cannot follow this train of thought tends to lend itself as further evidence in support of the idea.

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Oh here is the problem. I was reading a schematic for a nuclear reactor containment structure.

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Remember that the walls of each floor of the WTC was supposedly partially composed of a 4 ft thick concrete poured into thick steel floor pans, and four 4 foot think concrete ceiling,as well as thick steel outer box beams clad in aluminum sheathing. The windows were tiny. Those walls were formidably strong.

The airlplanes are little more than thin hollow tubes. It's like dropping a pepsi can full of lighter fluid from a highway overpass onto a concrete

and steel bridge and expecting the can to pass clear through and leave a little round can-shaped hole behind it. Only in cartoons.

The hollow towers revlelation is the only theory which has come close to explaining how aluminum airplanes cut holes in those buildings.

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So Russia has an ancient pyramid fetish?

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Crimea has the World's largest pyramid dating back to Jurassic period, This is very interesting in light of all the activity regarding Crimea.

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And if antibiotics are so good why does schizophrenia still exist?

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If vaccinations are so bloody efficient why is it soooooo many Children have allergies to all sorts of foods and substances?

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I'm very certain that I am indecisive.

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I'm sure it could be, I'm also sure it may not be

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I suppose doing some actual investigating police work is out of the question.

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If the police are called to a domestic violence incident in a gay/lesbian marriage, how do they know who to arrest?

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Yeah, real people don't know how to write. That is secret knowledge people!

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The JREF forum spends a great deal of time attacking me with slanderous comments meant to discredit me and my 9-11 research. The comments are all written in proper English with correct punctuation, a good indication that the writers are professional disinfo agents.

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Noah was pretty awesome constructing his ark long after his own tale had already been written thus requiring the inclusion of a flux capacitor in the basic ark design.

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“So, what, it took us 100 years to find the Titanic?” Hemmer noted. “It took us 2,000 years to find Noah’s Ark. Do we ever find flight 370?”

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We all know how no one ever does anything illogical. I guess this solves this then.

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If the plane is in the Indian Ocean, it will never be found.

Logically it makes no sense to switch off the communications systems to fly south and dump the plane in the ocean.

The plane is not in the ocean.