Responsible gun owner shoots himself outside a Lowe's Home Improvement store Because I always pack whenever I need to go get some paint and caulk. You know, in case roving gangs attack and try to rape and kill my wife in the plumbing isle.
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Eastern Idaho authorities say a man accidentally shot himself Saturday morning outside a Lowe's home improvement in Pocatello.
Authorities tell the Idaho State Journal the man returned to his vehicle after shopping and was placing his handgun into a holster when it fired.
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Here's a heart-warming tale of a teen accidentally shooting another teen. Why? Well it appears the gun wasn't secured. Imagine that. If only there were laws... Anyway, the gun owner
may be charged.
Sumter gun owner may be charged after accidental shooting of 14-year-old Next up we have a charming story of a building inspector
shooting himself in the bathroom stall at City Hall . Because whenever I need to lunch a fudge missile, I need my heater with me.
Next: Nothing says love like
a shotgun blast to your girlfriend's chest . Accidentally, of course.
Moving right along, a responsible gun owner with an
AR15 kills a 16-year-old while showing off his FREEDOM! LIBERTY! toy. Accidentally, of course.
Next contestant is a
10-year-old killed in the presence of a 9-year-old , under the supervision of a 14-year-old. **** happens,folks. The price of freedom, dontchaknow.
This next corpse
comes from some serious zombie training . Because prepping for a zombie future is serious business.
This one is my personal favorite, because it echoes what I've been preaching about MANDATORY (oh noes!!1!! evil gubment will come get yer gunz!!1!!).
Too bad a 14-year-old had to die first .
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Noah’s death, like thousands of other American children’s deaths, didn’t have to happen. It could very easily have been prevented with common sense gun safety and safe gun storage laws and practices by gun owners.
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Now we have a
shooting at Arlington National Cemetery . Everyone knows Arlington is a high-crime cemetery, especially on Memorial Day, so packing heat here only makes sense. Oh, it was accidental, of course.
Here's an
11-year-old shot by a 4-year-old relative . If only there were more guns! That 11-year-old had no business being unarmed! Oh, guess what? This was accidental too. Gee, if there were some way to guarantee guns were secured, out of the reach of children...Nah, that involves pissing on the Constitution; can't have that!
Here's a 'guns around the holidays' story. Surprise! The shooter now feels a lifetime of remorse. Accidental, of course.
Unintentional Shooting Kills Friend, Torments Shooter: 'Why Did I Pick Up The Gun?' From the "my uncle's gun!" file we find this story
of a 3-year-old dead . Florida, though. Florida loves them some guns!
This one's a classic. A 2-year-old girl was killed when her 5-year-old brother accidentally shot her with a .22-caliber rifle. Someone...GASP!...asks the hard question:
Cumberland County, Kentucky, Shooting May Show Gun Culture 'Natural Consequence' This one sucks:
Authorities in southern Kentucky say a 2-year-old girl has been accidentally shot and killed by her 5-year-old brother. And it's always important to teach your spouse safe gun handling. Right? NOTE: Gunnutters will love this one because they can cry "ALCOHOL!!1!"
Michele Wanko Accidentally Kills Husband During Drunk Gun Lesson In Pennsylvania Ah, hunting. A national pastime!
A Nebraska father accidentally shot his son in the head while pheasant hunting in Iowa. And to end this on a happy note, cops say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio, of Florida, accidentally
shot him self through his penis and his testicles .
So, gunnutters, anyone want to come in and own any of this?
